Impeccable Logic, ZooDotCom by Matt McCray

Charlie talking with APO in the still very empty office.

1

CHARLIE

I mean, dude, who knew you couldn’t trust a weasel?

2

APO

Let’s see… Anyone with half a brain, I’d say.

3

CHARLIE

Yeah man, there you go! I don’t have half a brain!

4

APO

Truer words have never been spoken.

5

CHARLIE

Exactly!

6

Say, do you think now would be a good time to talk to Bexar about a raise?

7

APO

Yes. Yes I do. That would be hilarious.